I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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