they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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