Your face is a jimmy john
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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