Pappa wants mamma naked
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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