all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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