you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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