Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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