i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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