...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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