i just had sex bonerless
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
