What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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