You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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