yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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