how can u be prego again
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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