I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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