Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.