Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.