u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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