HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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Goodbee
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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