Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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