apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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