Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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