Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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