OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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