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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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