I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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