so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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