Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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