I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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