You surviving the open bar?
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
True college students do jello shots in the library
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