He kissed a someone with a penis
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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