It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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