Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm like, not good at living.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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