And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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