Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
