In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
zippers are such a cool invention
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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