Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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