oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just google imaged poop.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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