If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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