lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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