Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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