they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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