I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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