I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I will pee on everything he values.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
