Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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