i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Shame - the story of my life.
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