im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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