help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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