marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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