waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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