so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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