I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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