yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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