we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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