Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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