Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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