I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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